"My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -

marmaladesky @ 2008-06-30T08:11:00

2008-06-30T14:12:24Z

Tomorrow is my 22nd birthday, and I will be alone for it. Again.

The only thing stopping me from killing myself is my fear that my cat would die as a result of my selfish actions.

marmaladesky @ 2008-04-26T00:21:00

2008-04-26T06:23:52Z

(sin(x))/n = 6

(sin(x))/n = 6

si(x) = 6

six = 6

I'm mean.

2008-04-24T22:12:31Z

I find joy in my friends being dumped on Facebook. You can tell exactly who dumps whom, and when. The dumpee is suddenly "In A Relationship" and about 6-12 hours later they switch it over to being single, and start with the whiny status messages.

I've watched it happen to three people, and I've laughed my ass off each time.

Last Night

2008-04-16T15:55:06Z

Car #3 totalled itself on the Bronco. Screwed up my trailer wiring, knocked out my right turn signal, and imbedded a metric ton of glass into my bumper.

Ugh, I hope they just give me a check for this. I don't need my turn signal and trailer hitch fixed for three weeks of use.

Poor Injured Pony

2007-12-05T18:48:49Z

I got in a bad car accident last night. I can't distinguish red lights from green late at night in brightly lit areas, and ran right into a miata.

The guy refused to drive his car, even though it looked mostly like cosmetic damage.

I drove the bronco to iHop, then home via 287 (from 102 and Sheridan, for Colorado people) at 25/30 mph because I bent the fuck out of one of my rims.

It cost $17 dollars to fix, no joke. I need to have the front end realigned too, but right now it's only pulling slightly, as opposed to the jackhammer rattling the entire car from last night.

This is the second car problem I've had on the night of a Rob Zombie concert, I'm not going to them anymore.

Two points of information:

2007-11-29T02:43:02Z

1. I have a new job already, and it pays better than the previous one.

2. My father is dumb, and his ebay got haxed. I fixed it though, ph34r my wrath h4x0rs.
2.5 That hurt my head to write.

marmaladesky @ 2007-11-27T13:16:00

2007-11-27T20:17:43Z

I seriously just got fired for using big words.

Or maybe because my manager was a crazy bitch.

But the official reason on record was my lack of conciseness.

marmaladesky @ 2007-10-31T20:42:00

2007-11-01T02:42:24Z

I am so tired of being me.

marmaladesky @ 2007-10-28T01:37:00

2007-10-28T07:39:30Z

I've waited over a year to see "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford," and I was not disappointed. It is amazing.

marmaladesky @ 2007-10-22T22:49:00

2007-10-23T04:50:02Z

I've been made blue, I've been lied to
When will I be loved
I've been turned down, I've been pushed around
When will I be loved

Attn: Pseudo e-stalker.

2007-10-21T07:06:25Z

I know you're out there, and I am terribly bored right now.

omg note to self as a future nifty present from certain classically inclined family members

2007-10-21T01:56:51Z

https://trio.hnh.com/pg/mncom_v2/newaccount_paid.asp

July 1st

2007-09-25T06:39:55Z

My birthday is the catholic liturgical holiday for both Aaron and Esther. How weird is that?

My Boob Job is Undoing Itself.

2007-09-24T02:05:10Z

I just had to buy four D bras because none of my Cs fit properly anymore. Initially we thought I was shrinking from the pingponging weight, and I picked up a bunch of Bs over the summer, but those fit like the Cs did, and there was no way I went from a C to an A over like 10 lbs.

Turns out I was buying too large of a band size. And I'm a D.

32/34Ds are fucking impossible to find.

Edit:
Motown is awesome. The Supremes are awesome. Marvin Gaye is awesome. That is all.

Re-edited to show the defunct happy drawer, and the current sad drawer:

marmaladesky @ 2007-09-17T23:30:00

2007-09-18T05:31:06Z

I haven't gotten any boy attention today.

This makes me sad.

marmaladesky @ 2007-09-17T00:06:00

2007-09-17T06:07:28Z

I didn't like my roommates from two years ago at all. Loud, messy, rude bastards. One let people live at our house while trying to hide it from us because they had been kicked out for stealing from their parents.

I'm glad I stole half of their cookware when I moved out. I just found two spatulas, a baking tray, and another cookie sheet that I had NO clue I had.

This is why I do NOT have a quick release collar on him.

2007-09-14T21:05:48Z

Photobucket Album

Remove 3-7 and they're dead on.

2007-09-14T19:46:06Z

1.
Historian

2.
Foreign Language Instructor

3.
ESL Teacher

4.
Computer Trainer

5.
High School Teacher

6.
Elementary School Teacher

7.
Teacher Assistant

8.
Curator

9.
Anthropologist

10.
Professor

I had not realized I had been remiss in my duties to share kitty pics!

2007-09-13T23:35:04Z

Photobucket Album

This are from a few weeks ago.

I think I have three hundred pictures of him now, saved to the microSD card in my blackeberry.

My cat is officially a doofus.

2007-09-10T08:08:26Z

My cat is very codependent. If I'm in my apartment, he's within sight. If I go into my bedroom, he follows me there. Same with the bathroom. If I don't go to bed when he's tired, he runs back and forth along the hallway, meowing. If I'm in the tub, he's sitting on the rim, staring at me and occasionally sipping from the water.

In fact, as I type this, he's sitting six feet away.

I just got out of the tub, and as per the norm, he sat on the rim. Why am I bothering to post about this? Because for the hour and a half that I was in the tub, he had 10 inches of tail dipped into the water. Completely not noticing that his tail was submerged.

When I started to drain the water, he hopped down as normal. He then turned around with the grumpy kitty look, and stared at his tail like "What is this? What's going on? Why am I wet?" He gave it a few licks, three steps later, another few licks. Rinse and repeat until he got to my computer chair, where he promptly gave the droopy skinny mess a good bath.

He's an idiot.
Who is now demanding my presence in my bed for a movie and snuggles.

Steroids, anti-inflammatories, and fingers.

2007-08-31T22:31:31Z

I was doing my nails for the third time today, and I noticed that my left "pointer" finger was broken. Or rather, it has been broken and since healed up; it's decidely crooked and turned.

I felt some twinging in my hand in Israel, but I assumed that it was just a straining muscle. Apparently I broke the finger and completely didn't notice because I was so drugged from the steroids and the celebrex.

Cutest thing EVAR

2007-08-15T10:42:54Z

The kitten pounces on me as I walked out of the bathroom.

Realizes that he's gnawing on a leg, stops.

Pounces again, wraps his paws around my ankle, and starts gnawing again.

Thank god for velour pants and legwarmers.

Edit:
He just followed me from one room to the next, only to pounce on and gum my ankle.

Crazy Kitten Syndrome.

marmaladesky @ 2007-02-28T14:33:00

2007-02-28T21:33:29Z

Invalid video URL.

Snowdrifts

2007-02-09T11:47:57Z

I drive a Bronco II. It shouldn't slide.

My parking lot was full of snow. Two days ago, the British woman who manages the apartment complex hired someone to basically melt the snow out. I saw them doing it, it seriously looked like they were blasting the snow with boiling water. I thought "huh, I wouldn't do that, the street is going to be covered in ice."

The street is now covered in black ice.

2:40AM, I'm leaving my apartment for some Red Bull, I see a car slide through the stop sign at Dartmouth and Mathews because the street is in fact, covered in ice. I think, "huh, I should remember to take the turn slowly."

3AM. I'm coming back from King Soopers, I see lights at the firehouse. I brake at the stop sign, and slide right through the intersection into a snowdrift.4-Wheel Drive is doing me no good. Low-Drive is doing nothing.

3:05 AM. I put the car into reverse, and start trying to PUSH the car out of the snow. It's uphill. No dice.

3:08AM. I jump into knee-high snow in ballet flats and ripped jeans, and start digging out the right front tire with a scraper. I can lock the hub now at least.

3:15AM. Considered leaving the car, then realized that if I'm hit by another car, I'll end up in a ditch that I'll need to be towed out of.

3:30AM. I remember that we have a snow shovel somewhere on the complex grounds. I find it, and start scraping at the ice encompassing my tire.

3:45AM. I manage to back the car out of the snow, but don't have enough traction on the road to back up far enough to park decently in the parking lot.

3:48AM. I park the car poorly, leave it in low drive so I can pull out in 5 hours, and come in so I can start a paper due at 9AM.

I love this actor.

2007-01-29T06:51:00Z