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Saturday, April 26th, 2008
12:21 am
(sin(x))/n = 6

(sin(x))/n = 6

si(x) = 6

six = 6

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Friday, September 14th, 2007
1:45 pm - Remove 3-7 and they're dead on.
1.
Historian

2.
Foreign Language Instructor

3.
ESL Teacher

4.
Computer Trainer

5.
High School Teacher

6.
Elementary School Teacher

7.
Teacher Assistant

8.
Curator

9.
Anthropologist

10.
Professor

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Monday, September 10th, 2007
2:00 am - My cat is officially a doofus.
My cat is very codependent. If I'm in my apartment, he's within sight. If I go into my bedroom, he follows me there. Same with the bathroom. If I don't go to bed when he's tired, he runs back and forth along the hallway, meowing. If I'm in the tub, he's sitting on the rim, staring at me and occasionally sipping from the water.

In fact, as I type this, he's sitting six feet away.

I just got out of the tub, and as per the norm, he sat on the rim. Why am I bothering to post about this? Because for the hour and a half that I was in the tub, he had 10 inches of tail dipped into the water. Completely not noticing that his tail was submerged.

When I started to drain the water, he hopped down as normal. He then turned around with the grumpy kitty look, and stared at his tail like "What is this? What's going on? Why am I wet?" He gave it a few licks, three steps later, another few licks. Rinse and repeat until he got to my computer chair, where he promptly gave the droopy skinny mess a good bath.

He's an idiot.
Who is now demanding my presence in my bed for a movie and snuggles.

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Thursday, September 28th, 2006
11:02 pm
http://www.mapsofwar.com/ind/imperial-history.html

Incredibly nifty.

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Thursday, April 27th, 2006
9:51 pm
YoHo YoHo A Pirate's Life for Me!

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Monday, April 24th, 2006
1:09 am - cutest cat in the world, confirm/deny?


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Sunday, April 23rd, 2006
4:20 am
Motorola Mobile Phone Tools 4 Deluxe is the best thing in the world.

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Monday, April 10th, 2006
11:30 pm - I wish I had the energy to take photographs more often...
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I take purty pictures when I can be bothered.

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Monday, April 3rd, 2006
2:43 pm - Fall Schedule
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Friday, February 17th, 2006
12:52 am
Why does Willa Ford sound just like Britney Spears?

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Sunday, February 5th, 2006
3:09 pm
French Lop
French Lop


What kind of rabbit are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

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Thursday, January 19th, 2006
8:54 pm - Attn Gremlins in my Small Intestine:
Stop gnawing on me please.

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Monday, October 17th, 2005
1:25 am
I just stabbed myself in the back with a knitting needle, size 10 american...Actually, i scooted back on the bed, and it was between me and the wall...but still, I'm bleeding a bunch -- we're on the second bandage-type thing (gauze and tape this time, the first was the normal big square thingy) and it's really really gross. I'm guessing it went in about 1/4th of an inch...of pure, gold colored steel...

I want to vomit thinking about it :-(

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Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
5:02 pm
You are a

Social Moderate
(56% permissive)

and an...

Economic Conservative
(71% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Capitalist




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test


I'm Donald Trump's left eye on the "famous people" part.

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Friday, August 5th, 2005
11:05 pm
knitting kicks my ass :-(

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Monday, August 1st, 2005
12:40 am - omg omg omg
http://www.crimelibrary.com/notorious_murders/famous/parker_hulme/2.html?sect=7

"It's been more than 50 years since Parker and Hulme were convicted and sentenced to prison for the death of Honora Parker, a solid, honorable woman known to most of the stolid community of Christchurch, New Zealand, as Honora Rieper, the surname of her common law husband. It's been more than 45 years since the two killers were released from prison, Parker to drift into obscurity and Hulme to find the fame she had apparently craved as a girl as a mystery writer under the nom de plume Anne Perry."

I have like, dozens of her books, even a few that were autographed last time she was in New York, care of my great aunt... OMG OMG OMG

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Friday, July 29th, 2005
7:01 pm
I sunburned the hell out of my left arm resting it on the car sill. I look funny.

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Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
1:00 am
"First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. Okay? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack."

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Thursday, July 21st, 2005
5:32 pm
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

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Monday, May 30th, 2005
12:15 am

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