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Sunday, February 28th, 2010
10:50 pm - Longingtobethin Drama Crap.
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Monday, June 30th, 2008
8:11 am
Tomorrow is my 22nd birthday, and I will be alone for it. Again.

The only thing stopping me from killing myself is my fear that my cat would die as a result of my selfish actions.

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Saturday, April 26th, 2008
12:21 am
(sin(x))/n = 6

(sin(x))/n = 6

si(x) = 6

six = 6

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Thursday, April 24th, 2008
4:10 pm - I'm mean.
I find joy in my friends being dumped on Facebook. You can tell exactly who dumps whom, and when. The dumpee is suddenly "In A Relationship" and about 6-12 hours later they switch it over to being single, and start with the whiny status messages.

I've watched it happen to three people, and I've laughed my ass off each time.

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Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
9:49 am - Last Night
Car #3 totalled itself on the Bronco. Screwed up my trailer wiring, knocked out my right turn signal, and imbedded a metric ton of glass into my bumper.

Ugh, I hope they just give me a check for this. I don't need my turn signal and trailer hitch fixed for three weeks of use.

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Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
11:18 am - Poor Injured Pony
I got in a bad car accident last night. I can't distinguish red lights from green late at night in brightly lit areas, and ran right into a miata.

The guy refused to drive his car, even though it looked mostly like cosmetic damage.

I drove the bronco to iHop, then home via 287 (from 102 and Sheridan, for Colorado people) at 25/30 mph because I bent the fuck out of one of my rims.

It cost $17 dollars to fix, no joke. I need to have the front end realigned too, but right now it's only pulling slightly, as opposed to the jackhammer rattling the entire car from last night.

This is the second car problem I've had on the night of a Rob Zombie concert, I'm not going to them anymore.

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Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
7:41 pm - Two points of information:
1. I have a new job already, and it pays better than the previous one.

2. My father is dumb, and his ebay got haxed. I fixed it though, ph34r my wrath h4x0rs.
2.5 That hurt my head to write.

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Tuesday, November 27th, 2007
1:16 pm
I seriously just got fired for using big words.

Or maybe because my manager was a crazy bitch.

But the official reason on record was my lack of conciseness.

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Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
8:42 pm
I am so tired of being me.

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Sunday, October 28th, 2007
1:37 am
I've waited over a year to see "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford," and I was not disappointed. It is amazing.

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Monday, October 22nd, 2007
10:49 pm
I've been made blue, I've been lied to
When will I be loved
I've been turned down, I've been pushed around
When will I be loved

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Sunday, October 21st, 2007
1:04 am - Attn: Pseudo e-stalker.
I know you're out there, and I am terribly bored right now.

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Saturday, October 20th, 2007
7:56 pm - omg note to self as a future nifty present from certain classically inclined family members
https://trio.hnh.com/pg/mncom_v2/newaccount_paid.asp

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Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
12:39 am - July 1st
My birthday is the catholic liturgical holiday for both Aaron and Esther. How weird is that?

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Sunday, September 23rd, 2007
8:02 pm - My Boob Job is Undoing Itself.
I just had to buy four D bras because none of my Cs fit properly anymore. Initially we thought I was shrinking from the pingponging weight, and I picked up a bunch of Bs over the summer, but those fit like the Cs did, and there was no way I went from a C to an A over like 10 lbs.

Turns out I was buying too large of a band size. And I'm a D.

32/34Ds are fucking impossible to find.

Edit:
Motown is awesome. The Supremes are awesome. Marvin Gaye is awesome. That is all.

Re-edited to show the defunct happy drawer, and the current sad drawer:
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Monday, September 17th, 2007
11:30 pm
I haven't gotten any boy attention today.

This makes me sad.

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12:06 am
I didn't like my roommates from two years ago at all. Loud, messy, rude bastards. One let people live at our house while trying to hide it from us because they had been kicked out for stealing from their parents.

I'm glad I stole half of their cookware when I moved out. I just found two spatulas, a baking tray, and another cookie sheet that I had NO clue I had.

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Friday, September 14th, 2007
3:05 pm - This is why I do NOT have a quick release collar on him.
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1:45 pm - Remove 3-7 and they're dead on.
1.
Historian

2.
Foreign Language Instructor

3.
ESL Teacher

4.
Computer Trainer

5.
High School Teacher

6.
Elementary School Teacher

7.
Teacher Assistant

8.
Curator

9.
Anthropologist

10.
Professor

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Thursday, September 13th, 2007
5:35 pm - I had not realized I had been remiss in my duties to share kitty pics!
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This are from a few weeks ago.

I think I have three hundred pictures of him now, saved to the microSD card in my blackeberry.

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